I think I should change my posting formula to always include, “well this is embarrassing…” at the beginning of each post. I think it will add some unity to this otherwise completely illogical spattering of posts.
In actuality, I think I do need to create some sort of formula for this blog. As you can all clearly see, I have epically failed in my attempt to keep anyone up to day in the going ons of my life. In my defense, I think it all boils down to the fact that I am, in fact, an epically uninteresting person. Sure I have some interests, but I really don’t think they are blog worthy…unlike the many other relevant, captivating, and noteworthy blogs online. www.kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com *
As aforementioned, a blog is a sacred and exclusive medium where people can express themselves profoundly. Without some sort of guiding purpose, the pressure to measure up to other prestigious blogs such as www.lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com ,* has proven too much for me. As a result, I have decided overhaul this entire enterprise. From now on I will attempt to complete three types of blogs per 2 weeks(or a longer amount of time I will determine in six months when I return to this thing and realize I’ve yet to update it). In no particular order, here are the blog templates you can now look forward to seeing on Seouldecision from now on.
Blog Type #1: Positive Kimchi
A “Positive Kimchi” post will be a blog that informs my public about something from the week that makes me happy that I am living in South Korea. “Be where you are”, is a favorite quote of mine from the constant therapist in my life Mary Anne Van Bakel, and I’m really trying to take this to heart. As a result I’m going to try my hardest to find one thing in this little patch of earth that really makes me appreciate where I am.
Blog Type #2: Oh, Canada.
An “Oh, Canada” post can be one of two things. Either an example of my complete ability to actually fully process the things my mother says, aka a post about something I’m missing about Canada or when read with a different inflection, something I currently find humourous about Canada ( in this curcumstance, the blog type title should be read like, “Oh that Canada, when will he learn [chuckle chuckle].
Blog Type #3: The Ridiculous or the Great (though not mutually exclusive)
A “The Ridiculous or the Great” post will be something, likely taken from pop culture, that I currently find funny, strange, sad, excellent, awesome, horrifying, reminiscent of Tori Spellings glory days playing the role of Donna Martin, confusing, inspiring, positive, or….nice.
Alright, wish me luck, lets see how this thing goes once again. I think like a Pavlovian Dog, I should be rewarded each time I accomplish the feat of posting a blog…so please praise me**.
*I would like to clarify that think Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber and Kim Jong Il looking at things are both great blogs.
**I would also like to clarify that I do in fact understand that no is actually reading this.